Page Two Valentines

Here are some poems I wrote for the Valentine's Day edition of The Tower.
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Love Sonnet for Page Two

Oh Page Two, how you make me laugh and smile-

Your creativity and humor shine,

With word after word penned with perfect style-

For, Friday at noon, your company I pine.

Like a beacon of light in the darkness,

Amongst reports and opinions you lay.

With articles of depth and cleverness,

I cannot believe not a dime I pay.

So, come away with me Page Two, my love.

I know you're inanimate and paper,

But with origami you'll be a dove-

Please, carefully, consider your answer.

Until I hear back, oh agent of wit-

I guess I'll just have to read the Quor... damnit.

and....

A Peace, Love, and Quiet Poem - from Your RA

I plan great events and free stuff I give

But alas, you party to a volume most offensive

We only ask for some quiet and respect

But your drinking and trash are pains in my neck

Do not fret I understand, a student once myself

But lets get along, and once put the booze on the shelf

I like you, sometimes, and want you to have fun

But I have to knock when I hear "SHOTS 'O' RUM!"

So let's keep it down or take it off campus

And always be safe, especially when you Spring Break Dance!